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Joke of the Day

A doctor, a lawyer, and a businessman are out fishing when they’re suddenly surrounded by hungry crocodiles. Panicked, the businessman tries to paddle away, but the lawyer stands up, steps into the water, and starts calmly walking through the crocodiles. Amazingly, they don’t touch him.

The doctor says, “How is he doing that?”

The businessman shrugs and says, “Must be professional courtesy.”