A priest is out golfing with a nun. They’re both avid golfers, but the priest keeps missing easy shots. Every time he does, he yells, “Darn, I missed!”
After a few misses, the nun scolds him, “Father, watch your language!”
The priest apologizes but misses another shot and yells again, “Darn, I missed!”
The sky suddenly darkens, and a booming voice calls down, “Darn, I missed!”
The nun looks up and mutters, “Now you’ve done it.”