There were three people approaching the gates of heaven, but there was only one place left.
The gatekeeper asked the first man what happened to him because the one with the worst death would go in.
The first man said: “Well, imagine this. I thought my wife was having an affair, so I got home early to surprise her. I found her in the bathroom with a towel around her, but I knew she wasn’t having a shower. I searched the apartment and found 10 fingers hanging from the window sill. So I started bashing away at them. When he fell, God must have loved him, because he lived. So I threw a refrigerator at him. After all the excitement I died of a heart attack.”
“That’s horrific”, said the gatekeeper. He asked the second man how he died.
“Well, imagine this. I was riding one of those stationary bikes on the top of our apartment building but it went wrong I fell down and grabbed someone’s window sill. Then some idiot started bashing at my fingers and I fell, but God must have loved me because I lived. Then -SHANNOOOWWWW- a refrigerator plunged down on top of me.”
“That is too horrific”, said the gatekeeper.
He asked the third man how he died and he said.
“Well imagine that. I was naked in a refrigerator…”