There’s a big conference of beer producers.
At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.
The president of ‘Budweiser’ orders a Bud, the president of ‘DB’ orders a Tui, the president of ‘Lion’ orders a Lion Red, and the list goes on.
Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody’s amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
“Why don’t you order a Guinness?” his colleagues ask.
“Naah. If you guys aren’t drinking beer, then neither will I.”