Today’s joke is courtesy of A. & B. McLean
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
“I thought you said you would hold the car till we raised the $75,000 asking price?” said the man, “Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model!”
“Well what I can tell you? She had the cash ready, and just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.
“There you go” she said. ” I told you I could get this joker to drop the price”
“See you later, grandpa”.
NEVER EVER MESS WITH THE ELDERLY!