A frog walks into a bank and walks up to the teller. He says, “My name is Kermit Jagger and I’d like to take out a loan.”
The teller says, “Nice to meet you, I’m Patti Whack, but I have to tell you, we don’t loan money to frogs.”
Kermit says, “No it’s ok, I have collateral. Here is a priceless heirloom. Oh! And I hate to throw this around but my dad is Mick Jagger.”
Patti takes the small ceramic elephant and says, “I’ll need to get my manger”.
The manager comes over and says, “What’s the problem Mr Whack?”
To which Patti replies, “Well you see this frog here wants to take out a loan, he says he’s Mick Jagger’s son and he produced this tiny elephant for collateral. This is highly unusual and I’m not sure what to do.”
The exacerbated manger rolls his eyes, sighs, and says:
“Oh for God Sake! It’s a knick knack Patti Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone!”