A German shepherd, a budgie and a cat have all died, and all three face God in heaven, who asks each one what they believe in.
The German shepherd replies – “Discipline, training and loyalty to my master”
God considers his answer and replies – “You may sit on my right.”
The budgie replies – “I believe in singing for my master and doing tricks for him to make him happy.”
God considers his answer and replies – “Then you may sit on my left.”
Then he looks at the cat – “And what do you believe in?”
The cat answers – “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”