An elderly man called 111 on his cell phone to report his car has been broken into.
He is hysterical as he explains his situation to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” he cried.
The dispatcher said, “Stay calm.. An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later, the officer radios in “Disregard! He got in the back-seat by mistake.”