Husband to wife, “Today is a fine day.”
Next day he says, “Today is a fine day.”
Again, the next day, he says same thing, “Today is a fine day.”
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband, “Since last week, you are saying this ‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?’
“Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……”