A notorious serial killer died and was greeted by Saint Peter. Peter told him he must choose between three hells.
The first hell is very hot and the serial killer saw a lot of people burning in fire. The next hell is freezing cold and he saw people shivering and clamouring. In the third hell, he saw people standing in crap up to their waist but they looked quite happy. They were drinking a cup of coffee and were chatting with each other. So the serial killer told Saint Peter, “I choose the third hell where all the people are standing in crap up to their waist.”
So Peter admitted him to the third hell. The killer then got a cup of coffee and felt quite comfortable. Suddenly, he heard a voice from a loud speaker saying, “Attention. Attention. Coffee break is over. It’s time to stand on your head now.”