A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They found themselves behind a large woman wearing a business suit, complete with pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly, “Wow, She’s fat!”
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy’s ear to be quiet.
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced; “I’ll bet her bum is this wide!”
The woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the woman reached the front of the queue.
Just then her pager began to emit a “beep, beep, beep.”
The little boy yelled out, “Run for your life, she’s bloody reversing!”