I was in the public toilets today and as I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said, “Hi, how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine.”
The voice said “So what are you up to?”
I said, “Just doing the same as you – sitting here!”
Then I’m asked “Can I come over?”
Annoyed, I say “I’m rather busy right now.”
Then the voice said, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions.”