Two good ol’ boys up in Western Australia were sitting on the front porch talking one afternoon over a cold beer, after getting off work at the local mine.
After a while the first guy says to the 2nd, “If I was to sneak over to your house Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”
The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know ’bout kin, but it’d make us even.”