GrownUps New Zealand

Joke of the Day

Two Irish hunters went to Canada to hunt moose. They got a pilot to fly them out to a remote airstrip. They managed to bag six moose between them.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.

The two lads objected strongly. “Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours.”

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn’t handle the load and went down crashing in the woods.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies and wreckage, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the tangled mess, Paddy asked Mick, “Any idea where we are?”

Mick replied, “I think we’re pretty close to where we crashed last year……”