Some cannibals got a job in a big corporation on the condition they didn’t eat any of the other staff.
All goes well until their boss calls them into his office one day and tells them an office cleaner has gone missing, and they are under suspicion.
The cannibals get together after work, and their leader says ‘OK, which one of you morons ate the cleaner?’
One of the cannibals raises his hand.
‘You idiot! For weeks we’ve been feasting on team leaders, project managers and human resources staff, then you go and eat someone they’ll actually miss!’
