A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description.
She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft- spoken, and is good to the children”.
The next–door neighbour protested, “Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children”.
The wife replied, ” Yes, but who wants him back?”