Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day when they pass by a pub. The first guy says, “Let’s go in for a pint.”
The second guy says, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.”
First guy: “Sure they will; just follow my lead.”
The first guy goes up to the pub, and sure enough, the doorman says, “I can’t let you in here with a dog.”
He replies, “Oh, I’m blind and this is my guide dog.” The doorman says, “Okay then, come on in.”
The second guy follows his lead does the same thing. He goes up to the pub, and the doorman says, “You can’t come in here with a dog.”
He replies, “I’m also blind and this is my guide dog.”
The doorman responds, “You have a chihuahua for a guide dog?”
The second guy stops for a second, and exclaims, “They gave me a chihuahua?”