A blonde called her boyfriend and said, “Can you please come and help me? I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”
Her boyfriend asked, “ What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde said, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”
Her boyfriend went to help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.
He took her hand, and said gently, “secondly, I just want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back into the box…”