Get the jump on the kids this year and entertain them with these simple festive jokes:
Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A. Because he had the drum sticks.
Q. What do you when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A. A pineapple.
Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A. Because it soots him.
Q. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A. A snowball!
Q. What do you get when you eat the Christmas decorations?
A. Tinsel-itus.
Q. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A. Missletoe!
Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.
Q. How does Santa take pictures?
A. With his North Pole-aroid.