1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car's hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ner-ah-bell) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (kom-myoo-ni-kay-shun) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flatch-u-lense) n.
Female…. An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ree-moat kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.