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Oily Rag Budget 2016

The politicians have had their say on how they are going to spend our money this year –  the Government has released its 2016 Budget. Given that lots of people had lots to say about lots of things, we thought we would report on the Oily Rag Minister of Finance’s Alternative Budget.

The first paragraph of that budget speech went like this: “Let us not wallow in the valley of despair. I say to you today, my fellow Oily Raggers, that even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, hold true to the dream – a dream deeply rooted in the pockets of our people. The dream that one day we will have enough money to provide food on the table for our families and takeaways on a Friday – with sturdy shoes for our children, and cosy slippers for all. We want warmth in our homes equal to the warmth in our humanity…”

Policy announcements included:

The Minister’s speech concluded with this: “Fellow Oily Raggers, these are brave and forward-thinking initiatives. Remember to always ask not what others can do for you, but what you can do for yourself. And, in conclusion, ask not what this Budget will do for your family, but what together we can do for all families.”

Commentators reported the Oily Rag Budget was the best budget in recent times – enlightening and inspirational, yet grounded in the reality of life today!

By Frank and Dr Muriel Newman. Read more here.

We would love to hear any tips or questions you would like us to share with readers, so please contact us via the website at oilyrag.co.nz or by writing to Living off the Smell of an Oily Rag, PO Box 984, Whangarei.