GrownUps New Zealand

Jokes: Short and sweet

Dog Ownership

We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog.
It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.

Laundry

“Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry? She had a filthy habit.”

A Recently Spotted Christian Bumper Sticker:

“My kid saved your honour student.”
–God

The Smell of Confusion

If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?

A Wife Once Observed

I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”

Note: Actually more than 1 wife has made the same observation!