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Joke: Minor surgery

Two boys, aged 12/13, met in the public hospital minor surgery day clinic.

Jimmy asks Bob, “What you in for mate? Bob says, “I’m having my tonsils out,” Jimmy says, “Oh man that’s a good operation, you get to eat lots of ice cream and jelly,” Bob asks Jimmy, “What you in for?” Jimmy replies, “I’m getting circumcised, my doctor said I’d have no problems” Bob shakes his head, “I dunno mate, I had that done just after I was born, couldn’t walk for a year”

Jimmy says, “Oh man that’s a good operation, you get to eat lots of ice cream and jelly,” Bob asks Jimmy, “What you in for?” Jimmy replies, “I’m getting circumcised, my doctor said I’d have no problems” Bob shakes his head, “I dunno mate, I had that done just after I was born, couldn’t walk for a year”

Bob asks Jimmy, “What you in for?” Jimmy replies, “I’m getting circumcised, my doctor said I’d have no problems” Bob shakes his head, “I dunno mate, I had that done just after I was born, couldn’t walk for a year”

Jimmy replies, “I’m getting circumcised, my doctor said I’d have no problems” Bob shakes his head, “I dunno mate, I had that done just after I was born, couldn’t walk for a year”

Bob shakes his head, “I dunno mate, I had that done just after I was born, couldn’t walk for a year”

 

Joke submitted by BigNorm

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