A Killer Jigsaw

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, “Can you please come and help me? I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.”

Her boyfriend asked, “ What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde said, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.”

Her boyfriend went to help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.

flakesHe studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her. “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”

He took her hand, and said gently, “secondly, I just want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back into the box…”